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While cooking dinner one
night, Aunt G. opened the cupboard. She intended to pull out some
flour, but instead she received a nasty surprise. A python jumped
out at her. She slammed the cabinet, and with lightning speed, all
three hundred pounds of her made it down the street to a neighbor in
less than thirty seconds. From there she called he police.
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When the cops arrived
on the scene, one of them opened that same cabinet. The snake again
lashed out, but this time succeeded in making contact with his
chest. Luckily, however, it sunk its teeth into a mouthful of bullet
proof vest. He then slung it to the ground, step on it's head, and
chopped it off.
After a brief
investigation, it was discovered that the previous year, a neighbor
had kept a python as a pet. It had gotten loose and they'd been
unable to locate it. Until now....
Let it be known that
Aunt G.'s house spelled like mothballs for the next month.
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