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The Nut & the
Nuts
A young woman was
driving alone one night near the local Insane Asylum when she heard
on the radio that a dangerous Lunatic had escaped. Within minutes
she heard a pop and felt one of her tires go flat. She built up her
nerve and got out and began to change the tire.
Just as she slid the
spare on she noticed a man in a plain white uniform staring at her
from the bushes. Startled, she dropped the lug nuts and heard them
scatter on the ground, as she vainly searched in the darkness for
the scattered lug-nuts she heard the man slowly approaching.
Terrified, she asked
herself in a trembling voice, "What am I going to do now?" and the
Lunatic replied "Why don't you take one nut from each of the other
wheels and put them on the spare?" She did, and was soon on her way.
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