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The Two
Hitchhikers
A salesman driving along
the highway one day saw a hitcher and decided picking him up would
be a good way to relieve his boredom. After he did, he immediately
regretted it, the man was large and menacing, and his questions
about the salesman's business quickly made him nervous.
Ahead he saw another
hitchhiker and decided his best bet was to pick this one up too,
especially since this one was well dressed and very clean-cut. As
soon as the second hitcher got in the back seat he pointed a gun at
the two men in the front and demanded their valuables.
The front-seat passenger
swung his arm back and smashed the robber in the head with his
elbow, knocking him unconscious. Before the salesman could even say
anything, the large man took the gun and all the unconscious robbers
possessions and pushed him back out of the car. As he turned to the
salesman, gun in hand, the salesman begged him not to hurt him, he'd
do whatever the large man wanted. The large hitchhiker said: "Relax
buddy, I'm not goanna rob you, it's my day off."
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