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A man living in
Kansas hated going to the barber. Thus, he never cut his
hair. For 30 years his red hair grew and grew, until it
finally reached his ankles. His wife begged him to cut his
hair, for people smirked and stared whenever they saw him.
He finally agreed, since his hair was annoying and got in
his way.
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A woman went to a
coat discount store to buy a new winter coat. She browsed
through the latest styles and found a coat that she thought
might look nice. She took it off the hanger and tried it on.
She enjoyed the feel of the coat, and she thought she would
buy it. The woman walked to the mirror and admired herself,
turning slowly. When she reached the mirror she posed,
turned in a circle and put her hands in the pockets.
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After
anthropologist Susan McKinley came back home from an
expedition in South America, she noticed a very strange rash
on her left breast. Nobody knew what it was and she quickly
dismissed it believing that the holes would leave in time.
Upon her return she decided to see a doctor after she
started developing intense pains. The doctor, not knowing
the exact severity of the disease, gave her antibiotics and
special creams. As time lapsed the pain did not subside and
her left breast became more inflamed and started to bleed.
She decided to bandage her sores however as Susan's pain
grew more intense she decided to seek help from a more
certified doctor.
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We received this
submittal as a group of stories and testimonials on why you
should avoid licking envelopes from now on. As if anyone
uses "snail mail" anymore...kidding, kidding...
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If you use mulch around your house be very careful about
buying mulch this year. After the Hurricane in New Orleans
many trees were blown over. These trees were then turned
into mulch and the state is trying to get rid of tons and
tons of this mulch to any state or company who will come and
haul it away.
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While cooking
dinner one night, Aunt G. opened the cupboard. She intended
to pull out some flour, but instead she received a nasty
surprise. A python jumped out at her. She slammed the
cabinet, and with lightning speed, all three hundred pounds
of her made it down the street to a neighbor in less than
thirty seconds. From there she called he police.
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There was once a
man that fell asleep on his journey home from work on the
last train of the day. It had been a particularly humid day
and as many people had used the train and left the windows
open many flies had gotten into the carriage.
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Bubble Yum was
the first soft bubble gum to hit the market, making its
debut in 1976. It was an instant success and sales of the
candy quickly soared.
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A young woman was
sunbathing on the beach and was just about to drop off to
sleep, when she felt an insect running along her jawbone and
then down her neck. She brushed it away, and thought nothing
more of it.
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Three women in
North Florida , turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period,
all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting,
followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally,
death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy
results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not
know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common.
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The man who owned the Merry Go Round decided to close it
down because he didn’t have enough customers coming to the
amusement park where he held the ride. Instead of buying the
owner out, the park simply boarded up the carousel and this
part of the park became very much abandoned for a number of
years. 10 years after the ride was closed the original
owners daughter thought it was a shame to have the beautiful
Merry Go Round boarded up and forgotten in this manner.
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A salesman
driving along the highway one day saw a hitcher and decided
picking him up would be a good way to relieve his boredom.
After he did, he immediately regretted it, the man was large
and menacing, and his questions about the salesman's
business quickly made him nervous.
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